Short funny jokes

I always sleep ' like a log '. I was several times cast his chalk.

Forget you? .

Work is not a wolf, work - the wolf. A wolf - is to go.

To Bob quickly ate the soup, mother would put a plate on the bottom of the antidote.

Rostov rolling mill starts production of pipes of different diameters. The first pipe of various diameters have already left the assembly line.

Dear passengers, the plane TU -154 sits. Who has charge of the TU -154, please go to the cockpit.

The new boss summoned all to himself with keyboards.
Who has the letters on the keyboard is worn out, those left behind and who has worn the arrow - fired.

What a fool not to take away, it is the support of like-minded.

Nine-year Volodya swore obscenities near the mother, who was cleaning the fish.
Perhaps this is the only case where a person has received bream carp.

No matter how you tried to ' our ', all positions and money orders still would get his.

Medvedev doubt that Mason - the present owner Domodedovo. Mason doubts that Medvedev - now president of Russia.

For those who do not want to join either the People's Front, or in the militia, will be set up national detachments.

Today there is no boss at work, even smoking do not go - I am afraid to go home.

I looked at myself in the mirror - and what my husband is happy, then get up on the scales - but still so much!.

If you interfere with warmer - it means you've warmed up. If you interfere with a woman - then you have cooled off.

13- year-old Katya, coming home and seeing my mother in her school uniform, I realized that now she will spend the night at grandma.

I was taught from childhood not to do to others what I would not want done to me. Maybe that's why I'm still a virgin.

It turns out that ' Kama Sutra ' was originally a tool of Greco-Roman wrestling, and then someone painted something, and away we go, spun.

You are wrong so deep that even a mistaken about the depth of his delusion.

Besides, I am married to the work, damn it. She feeds me, gives to drink, clothes, happy and fucks. can not be ungrateful brute, and not to respond to her affection.

British scientists have finally figured out why people are bald: it turned out, people are bald because their hair falls out and is no longer grow.

The brain is 80% composed of a liquid, not only that many brake it, because some have not specifically dolili.