Well, resuming on Friday! .
March 1 - all, our new project will be written in an extreme style! .
March 2 - gathered all the programmers, all explained. All everyone understood only Fyodor, as always, ask stupid questions. Gave him a book Kent Beck.
March 3 - started to implement. By the pair programming were not ready, because every job was surrounded by the rubble of papers and cacti. While dismantle piles on the tables and swap the cacti on the table in the middle of the room, trying to see the paper, to what excess does not throw.
March 4 - were found among the papers of plans for the past year. Sat almost all day reading - well, to what clever and fun.
March 5 - looked into the room to accountants - in the middle of a huge table was piled with giant cacti. To the question ...
March 6 - Finally all razgrebli, were tables and tried to sit together! . instructed to re-read.
March 7 - we are ready to start, but the next day Women's Day. Gift shops. Well, it is simply impossible to buy good spirits that day - in any store ...
March 9. Well, back to work. Began to pair programming, planned the first iteration in a week.
March 10 - tortured user questions, why do we all sit together at the computers, and whether this is due to the behavior of Theodore and Basil in the informal part of the celebration of March 8. I do not know, what they were doing, we must ask.
March 11 - turned out they were trained in pair programming for a laptop, and sitting on the toilet (!). Well, think of women as the toilet for half an hour came the laughter, the bustle, and then go two drunken dunce satisfied with the words ... In general, for the rehabilitation of the IT department ordered both not to shave, do not wash (3 days) and hang posters of naked broads on his company.
March 12 - a day of testing, only to create regression tests, debug! .
March 13 - General arrived, rolled his nose near the Theodore and Basil. Well, what to do man's honor is more expensive tolerate chchutok. Bab took. Asked if he could pick up extra computers. Hell, half an hour explaining about programming in pairs, had to give a book Kent Beck. It is necessary to order a dozen copies.
March 14 - Basil came to the conference standing with a tape recorder - ... ...
March 16 - the end of the first iteration. long live. Extreme. Programming! .
March 17 - hell, a feeling that someone yesterday, fuck up all of the code. Just disgusting, as it compiles all!. Phew, still some water glotnu.
March 18 - first issue. Fedor has fought with Basil in the process of debugging - not shared by the mouse.
March 20 - Day announced refactoring. There are no new features - all day doing just improving the code!.
March 25 - finish refactoring, it seems, has come out very nicely, especially the new factory facilities - wow!.
April 1 - well, that is. CVS. , But it would not ever razgrebli this refactoring, and turned out not April Fool's Day, a day of sadness. By the way, such as iteration completed. Already third, it turns. okay, small caps.
April 5 - arrived customer, showed him a prototype. Ambulance arrived quickly, was told that a heart attack not just be alarmed.
April 7 - read the new requirements of the customer, a lot of thought.
April 9 - well, break through, one more iteration of the back. Again, the problem - Theodore and Basil refused to work for one machine, as Basil had called Fedor latent homosexual, barely separate them....
April 11 - Spring it is!.
April 13 - a Friday, run regression tests on the first iteration, it was scary. Do not know what happens so many mistakes.
April 15 - strained, but corrected. It seems to iterate over?.
April 19 - on a five-minute meeting, standing silent for all.
April 25 - too busy, Abraham, after 3 days delivery. Seated until the men on separate machines, you must quickly nalabat, then scraped away, of course, and write tests.
April 28 - ui, as a whole body aches. Handed over the project, six -hour meeting was at the projector all the time. It seems twisted, but many have thrown dorabotochek. But the General had told them about our advanced XP technology, guaranteed performance, quality, etc. Dr.. and m. n.
April 29 - General in a private atmosphere, said he thinks about our technology. Yes, why not petroleum jelly for brains. A woman at his table - pasted it, hehe.
April 30 - worked, raised and introduced. No, still Russian programmers - the most extreme, extreme sports will find anywhere. Can live to see the weekend!.
May 1 - thank God, began the weekend!.
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